Consider the following...

Water cooler jokes

2006-08-30T13:52:00.000-07:00

There's been a lot of famous/classic movies out there that I haven't seen. So, to make my summer mildly productive , I went to see all those classics I never really cared about to take the time to see. Mainly to just broaden my knowledge and understand the watercooler jokes people tell around the watercooler and small talk. So I made a list of all the movies I watched during the summer. I have no life but whatever.Most are classics but a few I watched just for fun. So uhh, here.

Star Trek Nemesis
Godfather I and II
Scary Movie I, II, and III
Ferris Buellers day off
Monty python and the holy grail
Apollo 13
Brokeback Mountain
Forest Gump
40 year old virgin
Animal House
Alien (I like that one a lot.)
The ring
Silence of the lambs
The breakfast club
Born into brothels
Saun of the dead
Dawn of the dead
the cave
Hoodwinked
Gone with the wind
The polar Express
Jackass the movie (I like Jackass a lot, Even if it is stupid. The second movie comes out soon)
Terminator 3
Brave heart
The Rocky horror picture show

At the movie theatre I saw:
The descent (holy crap that was like the best movie ever. Everyone go see it. It's pretty scary and I don't get scared easily. But it's freakin awesome).
Over the hedge
Superman returns
Cars
Pirates of the carribbean 2

So now I can "get" more watercooler jokes and jokes on TV.

Unanswered questions for God

2006-07-09T14:51:00.000-07:00

My view on God has changed drastically through the past year. I don't see him as such a loving God anymore. He may be a God of infinite love but he's also a jealous God and a God of infinite wrath. So here's a few questions I have that I challenge anyone to try an answer.

In what way did God give us free will?
God says he has given us free will but do we really have free will? Instead of giving us the option to just die and no longer exist he created Hell to punish all of those who didn't love and adore him. Real free will would be to do away with Hell and instead of punishing someone for not loving him, to just not give them the reward of eternal life. Why is he instilling fear? People make decisions they wouldn't otherwise when a gun is pointed to their head.

Why did God create us if he knew ahead of time that over 95% of the people he created would suffer in Hell?
Really why did he? A ton of people burn in Hell just so a handfull of the ones he loves and adores could live with him. Most people will either not be well enough informed to get out of hell or will simply reject Jesus. I thought he was loving. I don't get it.

Why didn't God make things clearer?
So God gives humanity a bunch of cryptic and hard to interpret set of books and made his people try to decipher which books are from God and which ones are not. They didn't really have much evidence so they basically guessed. But God didn't make it clear to all humans how to get this get-out-of-hell-free card which led to confusion and different interpretations of these books meaning that people who thought they found this get-out-of-hell-free card will still be thrown into Hell by this loving god.

Why does God remain so mute all of the time?
God chooses the people he loves and adores to be his spokespeople. But people who think they are his spokespeople might not be his spokespeople which allow straaaaange things to be said in his name.

So yeah, Those are some of the difficult questions in my life right now. So I was wondering if anyone has any answers to my questions or could set me straight with some of these issues?

Just for fun

2006-07-02T23:51:00.000-07:00

here's an analogy for you:

Rap is to music as Aids is to humanity.
hahahaha!!!!!!! I crack me up.

The virgin Mary is of the devil

2006-07-02T23:34:00.000-07:00

Now before you think this another weird theory of mine, hear me out. The person, like the actual virgin Mary, I bet is probably a wonderful person but what the catholics have made of her is unholy. what did they make of her? A false idol.

I rented this video at the library on miracles, dreams, etc. Anyways I was watching it and it talked about encounters with the virgin Mary and how people saw the virgin mary speak to them. One lady described it as a sweet, innocent, soft, and caring voice. Now she has a small shrine set up next to "healing waters" were people can come and pray to Mary and wait to see a miracle or encounter or something to that effect. I think that it was not Mary who spoke to her but instead it was Satan (taking on the form of Mary). Why you ask? Because Satan is the king of lies and deceit and I'm sure he's leading people towards sin and to be more specific, idolatry. It seems so innocent though but He's convincing people that Mary is holy and speaks to people and should be worshipped because she's more then human. That couldn't be any farther from the truth.

Mary was just a regular person. She was not God. She was a mortal human. So I challenge every single catholic out there, were in the bible does it say to pray to Mary, exalt her, or even worship her? I noticed, that catholics seem to have a problem with false idols though I think that they don't even notice it and if pointed out they will probably deny it. It's not just Mary, but it's also the pope. They are both just humans, they should not be worshipped or prayed to, because that's exactly what Satan wants.

"African Americans"

2006-06-16T18:11:00.000-07:00

Now days everyone is trying to be so politically correct. People think that calling blacks "African Americans" is more polite and official then "blacks" but the term "African American" is not even close to being politically correct. By calling someone African American you're assuming that:

1. All blacks are from africa (because it's not possible that black people could come from Haiti, India, Trinidad, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Australia, or Jamaica)

2. There are no whites in Africa and that Africa is a black continent, which means you're generalizing a whole continent. I bet you wouldn't call a white person from africa an African American now would you?

3.All Blacks are American.

But honestly do I really care about being politically correct? No, not really. Our country has bigger problems to deal with. They can deal with all that politically correct crap later. But, I'm just saying, the term "African American" is politically incorrect and other people use the term when trying to be politically correct. Just an observation, that's all.

2006-06-03T21:36:00.000-07:00

Well today was the lacrosse tournament (which was 4 games long). Awesome. That's all I can say. A full day of lacrosse without pratice. I was pretty XTREME, only 8 (out of like 5000) balls got past me during the whole day. Best I ever played. I rule so much. The coach is going to be the head coach of varsity girls lacrosse next year at southridge. He told me that there are currently no goalies for the varsity team (the other one graduated). He says there's an opening for VARSITY GOALIE next year for me. He really wants me to join. But, I'm going to turn him down. Why? Because I'm not that serious about playing lacrosse. Me being alone, waiting for action Me winning MY MVP AWARD!
me after one of the games.

The last game, there was about 15 seconds left and the coach told me that if I block the ball that I was to run down to the end of the field with the ball and score on the other goalie. I mean hey, we had nothing to lose so that's what I did. It was one of those moments were you could hear heroic music in the background while everything just goes sort of slow-mo. Well halfway down the field, BAM, fell face down on the ground. Then it was one of those moments were you could the hear a record scratching while the music dies down. Dangit. so the Other team got it, raced them back to my goal, I got to the goal first, other team shot on me, I saved it. End. SO much fun.

More on homosexuals

2006-05-21T20:09:00.000-07:00

This topic is always interesting to me. I don't know why, it's just fun to debate about.

Hmmm, I've noticed that many christians seem to be uhhh, condeming gays. Pointing out that their lifestyle is wrong and that they need to change. Well as I see it the gay lifestyle is no worse then a divorced couple's lifestlye. Now I know many people are divorced and I don't want to ruffle any feathers but I'm going to speak what I think is right. Look at what Luke 16:18 says:

Every one who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery."

hmmmmm, so divorced couples are allowed to marry but not gays because their lifestyle is wrong? As far as I'm concerned a divorced person who married is no more sinful then gays. I think that Gays should be allowed to marry or Divorced couples aren't. It's either all or nothing. You can't pick and choose which lifestyle has more rights then the other. That to me that is just wrong.

Hey, as far as I'm concerned gays will have sex married or not. Marriage will only make them happier and they're not hurting anyone. If you disagree, then great no one is forcing you to get married. This is a free country and you should be able to pick and choose what you want to do.

"A divorced man who remarries is entering into an adulterous relationship. And it's not just a relationship, it's an adulterous lifestyle because the remarried man chooses to continue living in the adulterous relationship for the rest of his life (or until he divorces and remarries again). However, if this you ask adulterous man if he is still a Christian, he will say something like, "I believe God has forgiven me and I'm now living under his grace." And ask him if he's willing to leave his current wife in order to "turn from his adulterous lifestyle," and he will refuse because "God's grace has already saved him." But this is the same man who earlier claimed that the homosexual must turn from his "sinful" lifestyle as a condition of receiving God's grace.
Sound unfair? It is."

I'm bored

2006-05-20T20:02:00.000-07:00

I just got back from the Jr High Riot and it was awesome and fun and all but now what?I'm so bored so I decided to write to my blog about how bored I am.

Maaaaan I'm so bored I decided to google "google." And my results were google. So clicked on it and I ended up were I started from. Google. Even My dreams are boring. The most recent thing I dreamed about was tetris. Yes that's right, Tetris. I was playing tetris in my head while I was sleeping. So here's my schedule for a usual day:

Wake up
Go to School
Come home
Listen to music while staring at wall or play tetris until my eyes hurt and I can't go on any longer
Eat
Listen to more music/do homework/check blogs or myspaces that never get updated anyway
Sleep

There, that's my life in a nutshell. So you if you have a life then you were probably not entertained. If you're like me and you lack a real life and have too much time on your hands then you were probably mildly amused.

Well I'm very busy right now. I'm late for my staring at the wall session. Got to stay on schedule.

Music I like

2006-04-22T14:09:00.000-07:00

since the past 4 monthes or so I've been really getting into music. So here is the list of all the bands I like (in order of my favorites)

Simple Plan
Green Day
Switchfoot
Blink 182
Relient K
Sex Pistols
Nirvana
Beattles
The Ramones
David Crowder

There, those are all the bands I really like. They're all pretty XTREME. Except for David Crowder, he's ok but not X-TREME. I only love X-TREME bands........X-TREME!!!!!!! My favorite genre is punk/pop/alternative/grunge. Pretty much any combo of those I really like

Lying

2006-04-16T19:02:00.000-07:00

Lying. There is a lot to say about it. I've noticed over the years that lying is a gamble or a risk. I'll explain.

When you lie, first of all you distance yourself from god. You might not notice it but after a while it hits you like a ton of bricks. Like out of no where. Just, bam. But anyways it's like gambling because sure lying can save your hide at times but if whoever you lied to finds out then, well, it's a lot worse then if you had told the truth. So anyways it relates to gambling because first, you pay the price (distancing yourself from god and living in fear in some cases). Then it's a total chance thing whether you win or lose the whole deceit thing. But in the ends liars don't win. They might win here, on earth, but not with god or in the afterlife. so that's what I have to say. Same with gambling, because it's a sin. In fact all sins are a sort of gamble. Whatever I'm bored.

On Ghosts and scary things

2006-02-07T17:51:00.000-07:00

For centurys of years we have been asking ourselves "do ghosts exist?"Here is what I think.

Now personally I do think ghosts exist. There has been too many sightings to deny them. There even has been reports about ghosts throwing things. Many people believe ghosts are spirits with unfinished buisness and just haunt people. that's where I disagree. I think that ghosts are really just demons in disguise. Hear me out on this. When has a ghost ever done anyone any good or handed out cotton candy to all the children or anything like that? never. All they do is scare people and draw people away. Sometimes they try to kill people (there was once a case when this ghost wandered the streets and all of sudden appeared in front of cars causing the cars to swerve and crash). That is exactly what Satan wants (especially when they haunt old old churches kepping people away). He wants to scare you and make life harder.So I think it's perfectly plausible that a demon or evil spirit can take on a human figure of someone else who passed away and use it to haunt people.

Revelations

2006-02-05T21:21:00.000-07:00

I know that most christians I know think that Revelation is going to be like when it happened in the series of "Left Behind." Personally I think that is bull.

Now I know people are going to tell me that I can't predict God. I know I can't but I will still try. I've noticed something. The whole bible is pretty much metaphors. God makes you work to understand it so why would the end of the bible and the beggining be an exception? I think that the end will not be so happy and painless with all the chirstians just vanishing all of the sudden. God does not do those kind of miracles on that big of scale (I know I know, he can if he wanted to). In revelations it says that all the nonchristians will be fighting among themselves and that they still wouldnt believe in a God. Now if all of the christians just went away off the earth wouldn't it be kind of obvious a God is out there? I'm sure many try and become christians and not fight because they sure wouldn't want the world to end. God is not that obvious. I don't think all of sudden he's going to make himself obvious. He doesn't act that supernatural. I think he is going to do it in a very suddle way.

So how do I think the rapture will happen? I'm not sure and I still havent formed a good solid idea but I'm thinking maybe the Muslims and terrorists might have something to do with it since the extremists hate christians and want to kill em all. Personally I would so love to believe we would just vanish without any pain and be brought to heaven but I can't. I just do not think It's going to be that way. No one can predict how it will happen.

30hr famine

2006-01-30T17:21:00.000-07:00

well I figure i should post on here since the newsletter has a link to my blog so i am.

well ive been thinking about the 30hr famine and aside from the pranks that might be played while everyone is asleep ive been also thinking about the money and where its going. now dont get me wrong im all for saving starving kids but using the money to buy food directly will NEVER make a difference. sure you could raise 365 dollars and feed a kid for one year but what happens after that year? they starve. all that money is doing is slowing their death down. what do i propose? i propose that we use the money for birth control and farming equipment.

if they get a good farming system down there im sure they will have enough food for themselves and to sell or give to others. you know, its kind of like that saying "give a man a fish feed him for day. teach a man to fish feed him for a lifetime." except only you would be teaching them how to farm. that way we dont need to send over food!!!! set them up with some farming eguipment, teach em a little, and hey not so many kids with bloated bellies.

they all need birth control.lets send over millions of condoms. they can barely feed themselves let alone a kid. and hey while we are at why not get rid of aids? birth control will do that too!!!! wow, we're killing two birds with one stone here.

so, buy are we buying them food and not hooking them up with some birth control and farms? food will be gone quick but farms will stay.cmon, why cant we take the training wheels off?(hope that made sense) i dont know. some highschool dropout is probably in charge of this whole save the starving kids. THIS KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT.

Dentist

2005-12-28T22:55:00.000-07:00

well after two years of braces my teeth still are a little crooked! on my right side of my mouth i my teeth dont touch. My mom kept insisting to have it fixed but i dont want to do it because im just fine with it. my mom keeps saying "do now while its free" or " you will thank me when your 20." no i will not thank her when im 20 because i wont even notice a difference! so eventually my mom made me get it fixed. today. i went to the orthodontist and they put 8 of these button things on my teeth in which i hook rubber bands to (i also must wear my retainer with it). i must wear this for 6 months, 24/7, except when eating. then one of the button thingys broke off today so tommorow i have to go to the ortho at 7am before i go snowboarding. ho hum.

Noahs ark

2005-12-23T11:35:00.000-07:00

Where do i begin. ok, we all know what happened on noahs ark. god commanded noah to build a HUGE boat bigger then titanic. then noah got every single animal on the face of this earth and crammed it in his boat. the God flooded the WHOLE earth with water. sound all good and convincing to you? Sound right? WRONG.

first of all id like to say that noah could not have got 2 of each species. its just impossible and it could not have fitten in the boat he made. Its scientifically impossible for the whole earth to flood. no matter what. and even if it did there would be too much moisture in the air and all would die. furthermore if it did flood the whole earth there would have been evidence all around the world. there isnt any. Noah couldnt have repopulated the earth in the amount of time he was given. the earth wouldnt be this big with this many cultures if it were only him.

so is the bible wrong. NO. the bible is told from a mans point of view. Noah didnt think the earth was this big. he thought the earth was about the size of a contiment give or take. he never knew about north america and south america. that would also make sense that he got all the animals from HIS world. he doesnt know about penguins, mooses, etc. he just knows about the animals in his. he probably thought the world was much smaller than it really is. Now, there is no huge flood evidence in the world except for in the mesopotamia area. there is evidence of a HUGE flood there. odd, thats where Noah most likely have lived.

Now all that makes more sense and does not contradict the bible at all. you can choose to say "it was a miracle" and believe the bible word for word or you can find more logical explainations that explain the bible more clearly. you choose.

I heart parody

2005-12-07T19:47:00.000-07:00

http://hotget.com/videocode/Weird_Al_Yankovic-Smells_Like_Nirvana--11653.html

Stop it

2005-12-03T22:38:00.000-07:00

You know, something has been bugging and i want to share it. i dont know if anyone will read this but w/e.

Lately Ive been seeing goth kids and those kids with all the chains complain and moan about people treating them different (like not being as friendly with them). They are always making a point to stand out of the crowd and be different. Yet, they complain when people make fun of them. Now listen, if you dress that way and look that way of course your going to get made fun of. Now, dont get me wrong, i think its wrong to make fun of someone for things they cant help. Its the people that were born normal yet dress up and try to look different. If you dress different on purpose YOU WILL GET MADE FUN OF. so dont act surprised.if you try to be different and look different it comes with a price. that price is your social life. If you dress up in the chains and the spike and the mohawk and makeup and black clothing go ahead by all means do what you please but no one wants to hear you complain when you get made fun of.

Christmas

2005-11-27T22:52:00.000-07:00

i know most of my blog has been on the pessimistic side. im not really pessimistic. i just enjoy writing what i dislike because i dont usually want to say it in public. but this entry is different!

ahhh christmas is next. i love christmas. its so fun. you can give and recieve gifts and its normal. its kind of odd to give gifts for no reason on a regular day but its normal on christmas.I love christmas. Did i mention that?

During christmas everyone is so kind. And i love when it rains. December is a perfect month for rain. i like it when im sleeping because then i feel so warm and cozy.I also love the little white elephant gift exchange parties. so far i get to go to 3 this year.guess what am i bringing? Matza bread!!!!! hooray for jewish food! or i might get a menorah for someone. well eaither way it will be fun!

Thanksgiving II

2005-11-24T22:06:00.000-07:00

Thanksgiving, possibly the most useless holiday. im alright with taking a break off from school and eating and such but just to be thankful?why do we need a holiday to remind us to be thankful?shouldnt we be thankful all the time?I guess for some people it does take a holiday but it shouldnt.I really dont see the point of getting together just to eat. Ive had better meals at KFC (although thats just my opinion). why is thanksgiving so special and so different from eating turkey on a regular day?

well whatever. just my rant of the day. dont get me wrong i do like thanksgiving, but i really dont see a need to make a holiday of it. its probably me against the world on this one. owell

Does God exist?

2005-11-22T22:10:00.000-07:00

i got this email and its pretty cool

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.Barber began to work; they began to have a good conversation.They talked about so many things and various subjects.When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."Why do you say that?" asked the customer."Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn'tExist.Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.Just after he left the barbers shop, he saw a man in the street with long,stringy, dirty hair & an un trimmed beard.He looked dirty and unkempt.The customer turned back and entered the barbershop again and he said to the barber:"You know what? Barbers do not exist.""How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber."I am here, and I am a barber.And I just worked on you!""No!" the customer exclaimed."Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards like that man outside.""Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me.""Exactly!" affirmed the customer."That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him.That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the World."

Thanksgiving

2005-11-20T22:34:00.000-07:00

I know that when i talk about god and what we should do i can be hypocritical but ill explain that later.

Since its thanksgiving its a time we should be thankful right? well yes, but we should also be thankful through out the whole year. Thats stupid to be thankful at one time of the year because its the right season for it. which brings me to another point.
So whats the purpose of saying grace? to thank god, to remember that he's there, or just because it's "traditional" and its "what a good family would do"? well i think im onto some sort of idea or rant about what we christians could fix up in our lives to make ourselves better christians but i dont know where im going with this so if im able to finish my thought ill let you know.

So what am i thankful for? i thought about this a little bit and i think its a pretty important thing to be thankful for. its life. we all deserve to die right now. you me and everyone else.If i was the big beard in the sky i would kill me.ive made so many mistakes i do deserve to die. But god is a loving and forgiving god. And thats why he sent his own son.So im really thankful for being able to live and be able to mistakes without being killed and that god will forgive me no matter how much i screw up.So im happy that i get to live. which brings me to another point:

So, what is the meaning of life? well some people say............ nah im not going to go into that because i dont know the answer and when i think about it i get depressed because i dont know the meaning of life and it seems like there isnt. but there is.

I got an idea

2005-11-17T19:28:00.000-07:00

I was thinking lately. it seems like a lot of christian shows or movies are kind of lame (you know, the kinds that invovle a bible message in it). Now honestly, stabbing romans with the sword of truth and making them christians is kind of a lame concept. Who would want to watch that? not me. so i have my own idea of a good christian movie.

Ok, if i could i would make a movie about the life story of david. not the sissy kind were they dont show any battle scenes or violence. Im talking about the rated R kind. Something thats interesting to watch. David has tons of violence and excitement in his life. look:

people being murdered
People impaling themselves on their own swords
war scenes
blood and gore
adultery
he fought goliath (and im pretty sure its more violent then how the cartoons portray it is)
Confrontation
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT IN A MOVIE

Now that will draw any religion in.From the second of davids life there was violence. i tell you if i could make it, it would be better then the pashion of the christ.

its good to laugh at ourselves sometime

2005-11-14T22:50:00.000-07:00

my friend sent me this link. its pretty funny.
Warning: lots of cuss words. i would edit them out if i could but its impossible.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

A fun little riddle

2005-11-13T23:00:00.000-07:00

Ok, so a world War II plane has been shot down and needs to make an emergency landing. There are two fields. They are both exactly alike except one field has cows grazing in it and the other has nothing on it. The pilot chooses to land on the field with cows. Why?

garfield sucks

2005-11-11T00:31:00.000-07:00

For those of you who never receive greeting cards, Garfield is the orange merchandising turd that creator Jim Davis pinches out every Sunday in newspapers around the world, traumatizing millions with his bland humor week after tragic week.
When he's not licensing the heck out of Garfield with toys, bags, napkins, paper cups, and socks, Davis takes a break from selling out his creation to occasionally write a new strip. Found in the "humor" section of newspapers, reading the comic is like having ur lip pulled to the back of ur neck. Many years from now when Davis dies and CNN is undoubtedly squandering precious airtime on the passing of another sanctimonious American icon, historians will look back upon this series as a cancerous lump on the arm of humor strips. There's nothing funny about Garfield. Every single comic starts out the same: Garfield sits around being fat, he eats all the food, and his ambiguously gay owner yells at him:

Owner: hey garfield, im going to leave this food on the counter within your reach and when i return it better be there or im going to yell at u in a comically hilarious fashion.
Garfield: nonchalant repartee
*4 strips of garfield just standing there next to the food*
*food and garfield both gone*
Owner: GARFIELD

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The cat eats food. Alright, WE GET IT. Move on. Then as if to piss all over our better judgement, Davis has received the National Cartoonist Society: Best Humor award. Twice. Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood.
As if one criminally boring comic after another wasn't enough to dull your senses, "Garfield: The Movie" is poised to hit theaters this summer. I'm impressed that they've been able to take a 2D character with a 1D personality and bloat it into a 3D disaster. With a tagline like "it's all about ME-OW," you can be guaranteed the cinematic equivalence of having your hand fed to a wood chipper when this mind-dump hits the screen. The tagline would be more fitting if it were changed to "it's all about ME-OH-CRAP-I-THINK-I-JUST-HAD-AN-ANEURISM." A movie about Garfield? What next, a sequel to "The Mask" starring a CGI baby?

(Again, another comedians joke i "stole")

think about it

2005-11-08T19:03:00.000-07:00

there is one thing i cant stand. its when people r so into what their opinions r and they dont have a reason why they believe in what they believe.i think if u have a strong opinion on something, u need to back it up.now i honestly dont care what ur opinions r, i just care if u can back em up.

now this always anoys me, when people at church slam evolution.Ex: a leader one time said this: "then along came charles Darwin and he said that we where a fish who evolved to a lizard which evolved into a bear which involved into an anteater which evolved into an ape which evolved into a human".

ok, first of all, he obviously has NO idea what he is talking about. he obviously does not know enough about evolution to have a real opinion on it.

politics. where to begin on that. this is what i dont like seeing

i like george bush because he is a christian
OR
i like john kerry because he isnt a redneck

those dont make a difference in how good of a president u make, it doesnt matter religion u r or where ur from, it just matters of how well of decisions u make to benefit America.

well i guess what im trying to say is, before u make ur mind up on something, look at both sides. dont go with ur parents opinions. u can think for urself, ur religion's or parent's opinions r not always the most accurate one. THINK FOR YOURSELF!

Predertmined Destination

2005-11-05T18:46:00.000-07:00

i remember pastor steve and one time talking about our predestination. he said that we were born with our destination set to Hell. and unless we accept christ then our destination wont change. well i disagree with that. our destination is first set to heaven. we r born clean and sinless but then we sin. And we cant sin instead a womb. so i think we r born with our destination set to heaven until we screw up with something and then it changes to hell until we accept christ and then it goes back to heaven again. thoughts? opinions?agree? disagree?

Best Friend Club

2005-11-04T22:06:00.000-07:00

3 or 4 kids at TFB have started a best friend club.ya know, i never really noticed this until angie pointed this out to me but, this best friend club is kind of excluding people out. i dont really care if im in in or not since im a mser and this is kind of a hser thing. i think that its kinda mean, they go around telling eachother things like "i love u BEST FRIEND" and "ur so awesome BEST FRIEND" in front of their regular friends. someones feelings r going to get hurt if they keep it up.i know some people (whos names will remain undisclosed) think things like "oh im not good enough to be ur best friend. im just a regular friend".im fine whith them telling eachother how great their relationships r with eachother as long as they dont do it in front of everyone else. like angie said
"now the outsiders r waiting to be called something like "low life tina" or "good for nothing hugh"".

it always reminded me of when a friend would have a birthday party and EVERYONE was invited except me. and not only that but the next day my friends would rub it in my face on how great it was. this best friend thing should come to a stop before someones feelings get hurt.

Joshua 1:9

2005-11-03T17:46:00.000-07:00

Joshua 1:9-"Be strong and of good courage; do not be afraid, nor be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."

thats my favorite verse. when i read it, i feel invincible. like no matter how scared i could possibly be ill be ok and everything is in gods hands. if i have god on my side i cant lose.when i think of that verse i always feel arms embracing me or a shield surronding me. and i feel safe, no matter where i am or what im doing ill be ok.i dont like being alone and even when i am physically alone i always feel spiritually like someone is there to love me no matter what the outcome is.a friend can never be with u evertime something happens, and when they r they sometimes say mean things. a family member is nice, they wont be with u forever though.god will. he will always be there. he will always care about me. even if i screw up sooo bad, god is always there to say "its ok, u will make through it. so ya.

love

2005-11-02T20:42:00.000-07:00

i guess i kinda wound myself up in gay equality. i noticed, seems like some churches dont like gays.in fact i could name at least 10 people off my head at our church who hates gays. the bible says to love everybody. including gays. in fact i used to have a gay friend (she was a friend of my friend). i had no idea she was gay when i first me her. she was really nice to me. later, i find out she was gay and she had colon cancer. she died a few months later. i also found out she was trying to find a church but no church would allow her since she was gay. is that a way to lead someone to christ? i think that gays dont choose to be gay, its a handicap in my opinion. they dont choose to be gay because if they could choose im sure they wouldnt be gay.i visited a message board for homosexuals(i never became a member cuz i felt i didnt belong there).i noticed,they r very loving towards eachother and have a community there. much more loving then our church message board.
some people say things like "i hate racists". i cant help but think, if u hate a racist u r no worse then him.god says to love EVERYBODY wether its hitler,gays,muslims.KKK,blacks,whites,atheists,goths EVERYBODY. god didnt have a list of groups to exclude, he said to love everybody. so why arent some christians doing so? do they not understand the bible completely?

PS: in case u r wondering, im not a homo!!!! just because i love homos doesnt make me one. so dont even think about asking.

PPS: i know i have a lot of entries today. i am just making up for the days i missed.

Christians for gay marriages?!

2005-11-02T20:07:00.000-07:00

ive been thinking a bit on measure 36.ill tell u now if i could vote i wouldnt vote because i dont know whats right. now hear me out on this. gay marriages could be a good thing.

ok, bible says gay sex is a sin and adultry is a sin. gays r gonna have sex married or not. so if they have sex while they r not married then thats 2 sins at once.but if they r married then its only 1 sin.and also i think being married would make gays a little less permiscuous. and isnt the reasons why christians dont want gays married is because its a sin? so would gays be more clean if married? thoughts? opinions?

i finally found my lost musical talent

2005-11-02T18:53:00.000-07:00

the guitar is so hard to play. i cant see where any of u get the patience to play it. it get so confusing with all the notes and where to put ur fingers and such.i dont really get tuning. it makes no sense whatsoever to me.i can never really get the sound i want. and then i always end up dropping my pick in the hole in the guitar. so i always end up saying "screw this im gonna go play the triangle". the triangle. im an expert at the triangle. there's no music symbols,notes, or skill involved with it. if i were to join a band i would play the triangle. and no one really cares about the person who plays the triangle because if u play the triangle and mess up everyone always thinks "oh who cares, just some kid with no rythem. thats probably why they're playing the triangle." so i decided that the triangle is the insturment for me.

yawn

2005-10-31T22:09:00.000-07:00

i will admit it. church bores me to death. something about reading scripture straight from the bible is just plain boring.worship isnt boring, its just that reading scripture and discussing it bores me. but what bores me the most is the bible stories. instruction for my life is not too bad. honestly i dont really care what saul or paul did thousands of years to go. to tell the full honest truth, i feel the farthest away from god at church(although some of the youth group events can be an exception). i dont why.i connect to god the most through music. listening to music at night,in my bed, while everyone is asleep has brought me closer to god then ever before. especially relient k. i LOVE relient k. the best band ever.i know how to live my life. i know whats right and wrong in gods eyes. i just dont feel the need to study the bible. i could go through life perfectly without reading the bible.i dont care how wrong i could possibly be, this is how i feel. although i know hardships will come in my life and i probably will turn to studying the bible for guidance. but until then i feel spiritually great. could never be better.

blare witch

2005-10-29T22:01:00.000-07:00

blare witch is the stupidest movie in the whole wide world. ok, so u watch these people go into the woods,hyper ventilate,get lost, dissapear,reapear again,hear strange noises, and then get lost some more. for like 3 friggin hours. it like builds ur suspense up and u have all this suspense built up and ur waiting for this brilliant ending to come and have all ur questions answered and u know what happens? the movie ends. thats just it, the movie ends.it ends with these people finding a run down scary looking house and then they hear voices so they go upstairs,then downstairs,upstairs,downstairs, and then down one more story to find this one woman facing a wall and screaming like bloody murder with all these bloody handprints on the wall.and then she explains to them through sobbing tears that this evi......

ha see i built up ur suspense and then i ended it right there. no explanitions or answers. just like blare witch.
anyways, i just saved u 3 hours and $6. u should thank me.

they spent $20,000,000 to kill a fish

2005-10-28T22:28:00.000-07:00

keiko, the killer whale that starred in the three "Free Willy" movies was freed, but died soon after. the HSUS (Humane Society of the United States) forced him to go. they claimed that they knew what was best for the whale, despite the lack of any evidence showing he wanted to be freed.
the process of sending keiko into the wild failed several times. on the first try, he was found in a harbor performing tricks. if that wasn't an obvious sign that he wanted his old life back, i don't know what would be. these "experts" r so narrow-minded with their cause that keiko could have grown legs, knocked on Sea World's door with an employment application, and the activists would still think he wanted to live in the wild. aint that just stupid.
2 Years Later..
Keiko should never have been freed. The "animals don't belong in captivity" argument that activists pull only works when the animal is initially captured. Once in captivity for twenty years, you don't send a whale into its natural habitat. That is stupid. It would be like buying a kitten, raising it in ur home, and dropping it off in a forest when its 12.
the story ends with Keiko getting desperate for human companionship, washing up on a beach, and then dying of disease. Way to go, "Humane" Society, you spent $20,000,000 to free a fish and consequently killed it.

(that was a comedians idea put into my own words)

What?!

2005-10-27T16:39:00.000-07:00

i dont get it. i went to the mosaiccommunity.proboards22.com. right. then i posted some stuff. not a lot. i didnt offend or say anything mean. it was going all good. then when i go onto it today it says i was banned!!!! what did i do? i dont think i said anything bad or innaproproate(at least to the 180 message board standards). so maybe its because im too young. but then again jon knapp went onto ours and hes too old.maybe someone found out my password and did bad stuff on there. so what im basically trying to say is, do u know why i got banned? could someone please go online and look at all i said since i dont think i did anything wrong?

today

2005-10-24T18:06:00.000-07:00

well i just wanted to become a member and now it ended up i have a blog. well i guess since i have one then i should something with it so i might.