Water cooler jokes

There's been a lot of famous/classic movies out there that I haven't seen. So, to make my summer mildly productive , I went to see all those classics I never really cared about to take the time to see. Mainly to just broaden my knowledge and understand the watercooler jokes people tell around the watercooler and small talk. So I made a list of all the movies I watched during the summer. I have no life but whatever.Most are classics but a few I watched just for fun. So uhh, here.

Star Trek Nemesis
Godfather I and II
Scary Movie I, II, and III
Ferris Buellers day off
Monty python and the holy grail
Apollo 13
Brokeback Mountain
Forest Gump
40 year old virgin
Animal House
Alien (I like that one a lot.)
The ring
Silence of the lambs
The breakfast club
Born into brothels
Saun of the dead
Dawn of the dead
the cave
Hoodwinked
Gone with the wind
The polar Express
Jackass the movie (I like Jackass a lot, Even if it is stupid. The second movie comes out soon)
Terminator 3
Brave heart
The Rocky horror picture show


At the movie theatre I saw:
The descent (holy crap that was like the best movie ever. Everyone go see it. It's pretty scary and I don't get scared easily. But it's freakin awesome).
Over the hedge
Superman returns
Cars
Pirates of the carribbean 2

So now I can "get" more watercooler jokes and jokes on TV.

Unanswered questions for God

My view on God has changed drastically through the past year. I don't see him as such a loving God anymore. He may be a God of infinite love but he's also a jealous God and a God of infinite wrath. So here's a few questions I have that I challenge anyone to try an answer.

In what way did God give us free will?
God says he has given us free will but do we really have free will? Instead of giving us the option to just die and no longer exist he created Hell to punish all of those who didn't love and adore him. Real free will would be to do away with Hell and instead of punishing someone for not loving him, to just not give them the reward of eternal life. Why is he instilling fear? People make decisions they wouldn't otherwise when a gun is pointed to their head.

Why did God create us if he knew ahead of time that over 95% of the people he created would suffer in Hell?
Really why did he? A ton of people burn in Hell just so a handfull of the ones he loves and adores could live with him. Most people will either not be well enough informed to get out of hell or will simply reject Jesus. I thought he was loving. I don't get it.

Why didn't God make things clearer?
So God gives humanity a bunch of cryptic and hard to interpret set of books and made his people try to decipher which books are from God and which ones are not. They didn't really have much evidence so they basically guessed. But God didn't make it clear to all humans how to get this get-out-of-hell-free card which led to confusion and different interpretations of these books meaning that people who thought they found this get-out-of-hell-free card will still be thrown into Hell by this loving god.

Why does God remain so mute all of the time?
God chooses the people he loves and adores to be his spokespeople. But people who think they are his spokespeople might not be his spokespeople which allow straaaaange things to be said in his name.

So yeah, Those are some of the difficult questions in my life right now. So I was wondering if anyone has any answers to my questions or could set me straight with some of these issues?

Just for fun

here's an analogy for you:

Rap is to music as Aids is to humanity.
hahahaha!!!!!!! I crack me up.

The virgin Mary is of the devil

Now before you think this another weird theory of mine, hear me out. The person, like the actual virgin Mary, I bet is probably a wonderful person but what the catholics have made of her is unholy. what did they make of her? A false idol.

I rented this video at the library on miracles, dreams, etc. Anyways I was watching it and it talked about encounters with the virgin Mary and how people saw the virgin mary speak to them. One lady described it as a sweet, innocent, soft, and caring voice. Now she has a small shrine set up next to "healing waters" were people can come and pray to Mary and wait to see a miracle or encounter or something to that effect. I think that it was not Mary who spoke to her but instead it was Satan (taking on the form of Mary). Why you ask? Because Satan is the king of lies and deceit and I'm sure he's leading people towards sin and to be more specific, idolatry. It seems so innocent though but He's convincing people that Mary is holy and speaks to people and should be worshipped because she's more then human. That couldn't be any farther from the truth.

Mary was just a regular person. She was not God. She was a mortal human. So I challenge every single catholic out there, were in the bible does it say to pray to Mary, exalt her, or even worship her? I noticed, that catholics seem to have a problem with false idols though I think that they don't even notice it and if pointed out they will probably deny it. It's not just Mary, but it's also the pope. They are both just humans, they should not be worshipped or prayed to, because that's exactly what Satan wants.

"African Americans"

Now days everyone is trying to be so politically correct. People think that calling blacks "African Americans" is more polite and official then "blacks" but the term "African American" is not even close to being politically correct. By calling someone African American you're assuming that:

1. All blacks are from africa (because it's not possible that black people could come from Haiti, India, Trinidad, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Australia, or Jamaica)

2. There are no whites in Africa and that Africa is a black continent, which means you're generalizing a whole continent. I bet you wouldn't call a white person from africa an African American now would you?

3.All Blacks are American.

But honestly do I really care about being politically correct? No, not really. Our country has bigger problems to deal with. They can deal with all that politically correct crap later. But, I'm just saying, the term "African American" is politically incorrect and other people use the term when trying to be politically correct. Just an observation, that's all.

Well today was the lacrosse tournament (which was 4 games long). Awesome. That's all I can say. A full day of lacrosse without pratice. I was pretty XTREME, only 8 (out of like 5000) balls got past me during the whole day. Best I ever played. I rule so much. The coach is going to be the head coach of varsity girls lacrosse next year at southridge. He told me that there are currently no goalies for the varsity team (the other one graduated). He says there's an opening for VARSITY GOALIE next year for me. He really wants me to join. But, I'm going to turn him down. Why? Because I'm not that serious about playing lacrosse. Me being alone, waiting for action Me winning MY MVP AWARD!
me after one of the games.

The last game, there was about 15 seconds left and the coach told me that if I block the ball that I was to run down to the end of the field with the ball and score on the other goalie. I mean hey, we had nothing to lose so that's what I did. It was one of those moments were you could hear heroic music in the background while everything just goes sort of slow-mo. Well halfway down the field, BAM, fell face down on the ground. Then it was one of those moments were you could the hear a record scratching while the music dies down. Dangit. so the Other team got it, raced them back to my goal, I got to the goal first, other team shot on me, I saved it. End. SO much fun.

More on homosexuals

This topic is always interesting to me. I don't know why, it's just fun to debate about.

Hmmm, I've noticed that many christians seem to be uhhh, condeming gays. Pointing out that their lifestyle is wrong and that they need to change. Well as I see it the gay lifestyle is no worse then a divorced couple's lifestlye. Now I know many people are divorced and I don't want to ruffle any feathers but I'm going to speak what I think is right. Look at what Luke 16:18 says:

Every one who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery."

hmmmmm, so divorced couples are allowed to marry but not gays because their lifestyle is wrong? As far as I'm concerned a divorced person who married is no more sinful then gays. I think that Gays should be allowed to marry or Divorced couples aren't. It's either all or nothing. You can't pick and choose which lifestyle has more rights then the other. That to me that is just wrong.

Hey, as far as I'm concerned gays will have sex married or not. Marriage will only make them happier and they're not hurting anyone. If you disagree, then great no one is forcing you to get married. This is a free country and you should be able to pick and choose what you want to do.

"A divorced man who remarries is entering into an adulterous relationship. And it's not just a relationship, it's an adulterous lifestyle because the remarried man chooses to continue living in the adulterous relationship for the rest of his life (or until he divorces and remarries again). However, if this you ask adulterous man if he is still a Christian, he will say something like, "I believe God has forgiven me and I'm now living under his grace." And ask him if he's willing to leave his current wife in order to "turn from his adulterous lifestyle," and he will refuse because "God's grace has already saved him." But this is the same man who earlier claimed that the homosexual must turn from his "sinful" lifestyle as a condition of receiving God's grace.
Sound unfair? It is."

I'm bored

I just got back from the Jr High Riot and it was awesome and fun and all but now what?I'm so bored so I decided to write to my blog about how bored I am.

Maaaaan I'm so bored I decided to google "google." And my results were google. So clicked on it and I ended up were I started from. Google. Even My dreams are boring. The most recent thing I dreamed about was tetris. Yes that's right, Tetris. I was playing tetris in my head while I was sleeping. So here's my schedule for a usual day:

Wake up
Go to School
Come home
Listen to music while staring at wall or play tetris until my eyes hurt and I can't go on any longer
Eat
Listen to more music/do homework/check blogs or myspaces that never get updated anyway
Sleep

There, that's my life in a nutshell. So you if you have a life then you were probably not entertained. If you're like me and you lack a real life and have too much time on your hands then you were probably mildly amused.

Well I'm very busy right now. I'm late for my staring at the wall session. Got to stay on schedule.